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Nihilist Simulator achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Nihilist Simulator, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Revolution!
0.9%
of players
- Achievements
- 50
- Rarest
- 0.9%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 50
- Average completion
- 1.1%
1
Revolution!
70 graves on map.
0.9%
2
Socialism!
80 graves on map.
0.9%
3
Communism!
90 graves on map.
0.9%
4
I was born for this!
Die 20 times.
1.0%
5
Life Goals!
Die 30 times.
1.0%
6
George Berkeley's Grave!
Smash George Berkeley's Grave!
1.0%
7
Albert Camus' Grave!
Smash Albert Camus' Grave!
1.0%
8
René Descartes' Grave!
Smash René Descartes' Grave!
1.0%
9
Epicurus' Grave!
Smash Epicurus' Grave!
1.0%
10
Gottlob Frege's Grave!
Smash Gottlob Frege's Grave!
1.0%
11
Nelson Goodman's Grave!
Smash Nelson Goodman's Grave!
1.0%
12
G. W. F. Hegel's Greve!
Smash G. W. F. Hegel's Greve!
1.0%
13
Allama Iqbal's Grave!
Smash Allama Iqbal's Grave!
1.0%
14
William James' Grave!
Smash William James' Grave!
1.0%
15
Immanuel Kant's Grave!
Smash Immanuel Kant's Grave!
1.0%
16
Gottfried Leibniz's Greve!
Smash Gottfried Leibniz's Greve!
1.0%
17
Niccolo Machiavelli's Grave!
Smash Niccolo Machiavelli's Grave!
1.0%
18
Friedrich Nietzsche's Grave!
Smash Friedrich Nietzsche's Grave!
1.0%
19
William of Ockham's Grave!
Smash William of Ockham's Grave!
1.0%
20
Plato's Grave!
Smash Plato's Grave!
1.0%
21
W. O. Quine's Grave!
Smash W. O. Quine's Grave!
1.0%
22
J. J. Rousseau's Grave!
Smash J. J. Rousseau's Grave!
1.0%
23
Arthur Schopenhauer's Grave!
Smash Arthur Schopenhauer's Grave!
1.0%
24
Thales' Grave!
Smash Thales' Grave!
1.0%
25
Miguel de Unamuno's Grave!
Smash Miguel de Unamuno's Grave!
1.0%
26
Voltaire's Grave!
Smash Voltaire's Grave!
1.0%
27
Ludwig Wittgenstein's Grave!
Smash Ludwig Wittgenstein's Grave!
1.0%
28
Xenophon's Grave!
Smash Xenophon's Grave!
1.0%
29
Yan Yuan's Grave!
Smash Yan Yuan's Grave!
1.0%
30
Zeno's Grave!
Smash Zeno's Grave!
1.0%
31
Srebrenica!
50 graves on map.
1.0%
32
Holocaust!
60 graves on map.
1.0%
33
Just Hanging!
Hang yourself 5 times in one life.
1.1%
34
Bee Gees!
Get stunned by bees 5 times in one life.
1.1%
35
Anvil!
Get hit by anvil in the head 5 times in one life.
1.1%
36
Spikes!
Get stabbed by spikes 5 times in one life.
1.1%
37
Aristotle's Grave!
Smash Aristotle's Grave!
1.1%
38
Massacre!
30 graves on map.
1.1%
39
Genocide!
40 graves on map.
1.1%
40
Light my fire!
Burn yourself 5 times in one life (oil).
1.2%
41
Electrifying!
Get struck by electricity power 5 times in one life.
1.2%
42
Expert!
Die 10 times.
1.2%
43
Cemetery!
20 graves on map.
1.2%
44
Sweet taste of death!
Drink poison 5 times in one life.
1.3%
45
Siblings!
5 graves on map.
1.4%
46
Graveyard!
10 graves on map.
1.4%
47
Saw!
Get cut by saw 5 times in one life.
1.5%
48
Camping!
Burn yourself 5 times in one life (campfire).
1.6%
49
Piano!
Get squished by piano.
1.6%
50
Crippling!
Get squished by cripple.
1.7%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Nihilist Simulator, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.