Every achievement in Tallowmere 2: Curse of the Kittens, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Bushido With a Side of Katana
Reach Room 60 in the Bushido Challenge.
0.3%

Conductor Arc
Reach Room 60 in the Conductor Challenge.
0.3%

Forever Flailing
Reach Room 60 in the Flail Knight Challenge.
0.3%

Lord of the Lords
Reach Room 60 in the Elemental Lord Challenge.
0.3%

Grenadier Gala
Reach Room 60 in the Grenadier Challenge.
0.3%

Leaper Lollapalooza
Reach Room 60 in the Leaper Challenge.
0.3%

Mage Mayhem
Reach Room 60 in the Mage Challenge.
0.3%

Out With the Outlanders
Reach Room 60 in the Outlander Challenge.
0.3%

Axes Ahoy!
Reach Room 60 in the Axe Challenge.
0.3%

Boomerang Bonanza
Reach Room 60 in the Boomerang Challenge.
0.3%

Bouncing Balls
Reach Room 60 in the Elemental Ball Challenge.
0.3%

Rockstar Staff
Reach Room 60 in the Elemental Staff Challenge.
0.3%

Flail Fever
Reach Room 60 in the Flail Challenge.
0.3%

Great Grenades
Reach Room 60 in the Grenade Challenge.
0.3%

Katana Kerfuffle
Reach Room 60 in the Katana Challenge.
0.3%

Scathing Scythes
Reach Room 60 in the Scythe Challenge.
0.3%

Simply Stunning
Reach Room 60 in the Stun Bomb Challenge.
0.3%

Archers Be Gone
Reach Room 60 in the Archer Challenge.
0.4%

Bandit Bugaloo
Reach Room 60 in the Bandit Challenge.
0.4%

Warrior Wrangle
Reach Room 60 in the Warrior Challenge.
0.4%

Arrowbringer
Reach Room 60 in the Bow Challenge.
0.4%

Lancing Lightning
Reach Room 60 in the Lightning Orb Challenge.
0.4%

Zaerie Zoo
Reach Room 60 in the Zaerie Challenge.
0.5%

Casualties
Endure 50 party deaths in online co-op.
0.6%

1,000 Paper Cuts
Endure 1,000 deaths.
0.6%

Bloatalicious
Reach Room 60 in the Bloat Challenge.
0.6%

It's Just A Flesh Wound
Endure 50 party deaths in couch co-op.
0.7%

Pride & Accomplishment
Unlock every character and starting weapon.
0.9%

Purple Slice
Unlock the Arcane Axe as a starting weapon. Slay 750 enemies with an Arcane Axe in Room 20 or higher.
1.0%

Conductive Fury
Unlock the Lightning Axe as a starting weapon. Slay 500 enemies with a Lightning Axe in Room 15 or higher.
1.0%

Conjure This
Unlock the Arcane Staff as a starting weapon. Slay 750 enemies with an Arcane Staff in Room 20 or higher.
1.1%

Room 60: Bandit
Reach Room 60 as a Bandit.
1.2%

Lightning Never Explodes Twice
Unlock the Lightning Grenade as a starting weapon. Slay 500 enemies with a Lightning Grenade in Room 15 or higher.
1.2%

Room 60: Ghoul
Reach Room 60 as a Ghoul.
1.3%

Room 60: Leaper
Reach Room 60 as a Leaper.
1.3%

Couch Co-op: Room 60
Reach Room 60 in a couch co-op game.
1.4%

Room 60: Goatlord
Reach Room 60 as a Goatlord.
1.5%

Key Whisperer
Slay 100 enemies with a key.
1.6%

Couch Co-op: Room 50
Reach Room 50 in a couch co-op game.
1.8%

Purple Death
Unlock the Arcane Ball as a starting weapon. Slay 750 enemies with an Arcane Ball in Room 20 or higher.
1.9%

Room 60: Red Mage
Reach Room 60 as a Red Mage.
2.1%

Going Viral
Unlock the Toxic Axe as a starting weapon. Slay 250 enemies with a Toxic Axe in Room 10 or higher.
2.1%

Kitten Master
Complete the Kitten Collect-a-thon mode with all 99 kittens rescued.
2.1%

I Dream Of Ogres
Unlock the Stun Bomb as a starting weapon. Slay 750 enemies with any Stun Bomb.
2.3%

Couch Co-op: Room 40
Reach Room 40 in a couch co-op game.
2.5%

Room 60: Bushido Girl
Reach Room 60 as a Bushido Girl.
3.2%

Couch Co-op: Room 30
Reach Room 30 in a couch co-op game.
3.4%

Room 60: Outlander
Reach Room 60 as an Outlander.
3.4%

It's Not Easy Being Green
Unlock the Toxic Grenade as a starting weapon. Slay 250 enemies with a Toxic Grenade in Room 10 or higher.
3.9%

Burn, Baby, Burn
Unlock the Ember Axe as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with an Ember Axe.
4.0%

Room 60: Catbeast
Reach Room 60 as a Catbeast.
4.2%

Room 60: Knight
Reach Room 60 as a Knight.
4.2%

Kitten Enthusiast
Reach the end of the Kitten Collect-a-thon mode.
4.2%

Room 60: Crescent Warrior
Reach Room 60 as a Crescent Warrior.
4.6%

Let There Be Poison
Unlock the Poison Staff as a starting weapon. Slay 250 enemies with a Poison Staff in Room 10 or higher.
4.7%

Couch Co-op: Room 20
Reach Room 20 in a couch co-op game.
5.3%

My Hero
Revive 25 teammates in couch co-op.
5.7%

Single-player: Room 60
Reach Room 60 in a single-player game.
6.5%

Celestial Shieldbearer
Acquire a Celestial (Tier 5) shield.
7.6%

Minor Fracture Detected
Endure 50 deaths in single-player.
8.4%

Online Co-op: Room 60
Reach Room 60 in an online co-op game.
8.8%

Couch Co-op: Room 10
Reach Room 10 in a couch co-op game.
9.3%

Now That's What I Call Overpowered
Unlock the Arcane Bow as a starting weapon. Slay 750 enemies with an Arcane Bow in Room 20 or higher.
9.4%

Single-player: Room 50
Reach Room 50 in a single-player game.
9.6%

Royal Shieldbearer
Acquire a Royal (Tier 4) shield.
10%

Return Poison
Unlock the Poison Boomerang as a starting weapon. Slay 250 enemies with a Poison Boomerang in Room 10 or higher.
10%

Celestial Weaponry
Acquire a Celestial (Tier 5) weapon.
11%

I Meant To Do That
Knock yourself out with your own Stun Bomb.
11%

Pick Me Up
Be revived 25 times when playing online co-op.
12%

Savior
Revive 25 teammates in online co-op.
12%

Poison On Demand
Unlock the Poison Ball as a starting weapon. Slay 250 enemies with a Poison Ball in Room 10 or higher.
13%

Single-player: Room 40
Reach Room 40 in a single-player game.
13%

Online Co-op: Room 50
Reach Room 50 in an online co-op game.
13%

Royal Weaponry
Acquire a Royal (Tier 4) weapon.
15%

Forever Swinging
Unlock the Flail as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Flail.
15%

Online Co-op: Room 40
Reach Room 40 in an online co-op game.
17%

The Nine
Rescue 9 kittens in a single run.
19%

Single-player: Room 30
Reach Room 30 in a single-player game.
20%

Fire In The Hole!
Unlock the Grenade as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Grenade.
21%

Harvesting 101
Unlock the Scythe as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Scythe.
21%

Online Co-op: Room 30
Reach Room 30 in an online co-op game.
22%

Radiant Shieldbearer
Acquire a Radiant (Tier 3) shield.
23%

Deadly To The Tip
Unlock the Toxic Bow as a starting weapon. Slay 250 enemies with a Toxic Bow in Room 10 or higher.
24%

Hooded Wonder
Unlock the Outlander as a playable character. Slay 100 Outlanders in Room 10 or higher.
24%

Radiant Weaponry
Acquire a Radiant (Tier 3) weapon.
27%

Online Co-op: Room 20
Reach Room 20 in an online co-op game.
27%

Hack 'n Slash
Unlock the Katana as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Katana.
29%

For A Zapping Good Time
Unlock the Lightning Orb as a starting weapon. Slay 500 enemies with any Lightning Orb.
29%

Fwoosh
Unlock the Fire Staff as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Elemental Staff.
30%

Oi Oi Oi
Unlock the Boomerang as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Boomerang.
31%

Online Co-op: Room 10
Reach Room 10 in an online co-op game.
32%

Single-player: Room 20
Reach Room 20 in a single-player game.
32%

I Fell In Love With A Bushido Girl
Unlock the Bushido Girl as a playable character. Slay 100 Bushido Girls in Room 10 or higher.
36%

Goats For Days
Unlock the Goatlord as a playable character. Slay 100 Goatlords in Room 10 or higher.
36%

My Sister Was Bitten By A Leaper
Unlock the Leaper as a playable character. Slay 100 Leapers in Room 10 or higher.
36%

Behind The Mask
Unlock the Bandit as a playable character. Slay 100 Bandits in Room 10 or higher.
37%

Close Call
Receive a heal from Lady Tallowmere while on 1 health.
37%

Shield Mastery
Block 1,000 incoming hits with your shield raised.
38%

Bouncing Blaze
Unlock the Fireball as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Elemental Ball.
38%

Brains...
Unlock the Ghoul as a playable character. Slay 100 Ghouls in Room 10 or higher.
39%

Otherworldly Shieldbearer
Acquire a 7-star shield.
40%

Whoops
Blow yourself up with your own Grenade.
41%

Otherworldly Weaponry
Acquire a 7-star weapon.
46%

Demonic Shieldbearer
Acquire a Demonic (Tier 2) shield.
48%

Mythical Shieldbearer
Acquire a 6-star shield.
51%

Demonic Weaponry
Acquire a Demonic (Tier 2) weapon.
52%

A Little Electricity Never Hurt Anyone
Zap yourself to death with your own Lightning Orb.
55%

Single-player: Room 10
Reach Room 10 in a single-player game.
56%

Point 'n Shoot
Unlock the Bow as a starting weapon. Slay 100 enemies with any Bow.
56%

Mythical Weaponry
Acquire a 6-star weapon.
57%

It Was A Funny Angle
Slay yourself with your own Elemental Ball.
61%

Legendary Shieldbearer
Acquire a 5-star shield.
63%

Legendary Weaponry
Acquire a 5-star weapon.
69%

Fabled Shieldbearer
Acquire a 4-star shield.
77%

Fabled Weaponry
Acquire a 4-star weapon.
82%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Tallowmere 2: Curse of the Kittens, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.