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Neofeud achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Neofeud, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
The Garden Of Forking Paths
0.6%
of players
- Achievements
- 37
- Rarest
- 0.6%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 12
- Average completion
- 14%
1
The Garden Of Forking Paths
Complete the game, having gotten every other possible achievement in Neofeud
0.6%
2
Time To Die
Get yourself killed in every way possible in Neofeud
0.7%
3
Diehard, Bruce Willis
Don't die a single time in Neofeud
0.9%
4
A Real Po-Po
Examine 300 different things, items, or characters
1.0%
5
Six Billion Dollar Baller
Get through The Arcade shootout without being killed once, or using saves beyond the start
1.4%
6
No Flaws In Paradise
Don't make a single mistake in the final Throneroom showdown scene
2.0%
7
Orwellian Slip
A dystopian typo...
2.1%
8
Bladewalker
Tail Jezebel without being caught once
2.4%
9
The Talkinator
Start conversations with 60 different characters
2.6%
10
Sylvester Warzenneger
Try to shoot down the Coch-Jobbs Overthrower and get yourself killed
3.9%
11
Coup-Coup Clockwork
Complete a conspiratorial plot to overthrow another conspiracy without being killed
4.6%
12
Iron Fist
Answer "Yes" on the majority of the Silica's CPS investigation
4.9%
13
Atonement
Give yourself up to King Warren and let your family live 'The Neofeudal Dream'
5.5%
14
True Detective
Get all the facts right when explaining Dr. Goertzel's plot on the first try
7.1%
15
Ion Cannon Fodder
Piss Talos off till he redecorates the bar with Karl's internal organs
8.7%
16
Horus' Talons
Get the Superpositor destroyed by The Fulcrum Airforce
9.2%
17
Evasive Maneuvers
Evade The Fulcrum Airforce after the Superpositor has been detected
10%
18
Distrust That Particular Flavor
Refuse to cut a deal with King Warren
11%
19
Superposition
Activate the Garden of Forking Paths prototype in Goertzel's lab
11%
20
Dickenstonian
Give the right answers to Chopper and The Arcade's Bouncer the first time
13%
21
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Overthrow a Tyrant and have the Iconoclast Queen ascend to the Throne
13%
22
Ghosterheist
Jailbreak out of the eugenics facility with help from a Ghost in the Machine
14%
23
The Mind Of God
Unlock the Garden of Forking Paths
14%
24
Neofeudalism
Shake all the right hands, do your princess wave, maybe give a speech about world peace
14%
25
Police Killing Killjoy
Stop the homicidal security guard without being killed
15%
26
Renegade Time Traveler
Attempt to alter the space-time-consciousness continuum by warning a pivotal figure of his own end
16%
27
I'm All Outta Kick-Ass
Hide when the Coch-Jobbs warcopter blasts Shuffler's office
18%
28
Power Is Power
Utilize your Royal Benefactress against the Neofeudal aristocracy in the Stratoplex
18%
29
Open Source Illuminati
Drill down into the Neofuedal machinations with Sybil
19%
30
The Creator
Investigate The Creator's lab for clues relating to unfortunate events
19%
31
Ghetto Cyberware Master
Repair Karl's cybernetic arm in under two minutes
25%
32
The Arcade
Blast, talk, sneak, shoulder, or otherwise find a way into The Arcade
29%
33
Benevolent
Answer "No" on the majority of the Silica's CPS investigation
31%
34
Your Major Malfunction
Trigger the Energenius Box's defenses and get yourself killed
33%
35
Slumsprawl Beat
Locate the humanoid sentient robots, Todd and Suzette Silica
36%
36
Terrestrial Blues
Finish your Mount Everest of triplicate paperwork.
50%
37
Robot Lives Matter
Neutralize the AWOL security guard at Sentient Services
57%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Neofeud, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.