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Bastard achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Bastard, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Can't cheat life
7.1%
of players
- Achievements
- 19
- Rarest
- 7.1%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 0
- Average completion
- 24%
1
Can't cheat life
Win by the rules
7.1%
2
Witch hunter
Burn a witch
11%
3
Cut from the same cloth
Hang the robber's brothers
16%
4
Thy will be done
Adhere to the rules
17%
5
A deal is a deal
Convict a peasant in a debt
17%
6
Fiend
Torture the miners
20%
7
Abstinent
Frighten an innkeeper and bootlegger
21%
8
Heretic
Protect the gardener
21%
9
Buffoon
Prohibit smiling
22%
10
Careless lover
Punish an adulter
23%
11
My game, my rules
Break the rules
23%
12
Fanatic
Burn the idol worshippers
24%
13
Educator
Defend a polyglot student
26%
14
Clothes don't float
Drown a dandy
30%
15
Protector of peasants
Go against the law
31%
16
Welldoer
Execute an adulterer
33%
17
Homophobia
Exterminate the sodomites
37%
18
Lynch law
Teach the rapist a lesson
37%
19
Bride salesman
Allow bride-selling
39%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Bastard, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.