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Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
U Jelly?
2.0%
of players
- Achievements
- 131
- Rarest
- 2.0%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 18
- Average completion
- 28%
1
U Jelly?
Unlock all the jealousy scenes of all the girls
2.0%
2
Very Special: Giselle
Unlock all of Giselle's special scenes in one playthrough
2.2%
3
Very Special: Amy
Unlock all of Amy's special scenes in one playthrough
2.3%
4
Masochist
Obtain all the bad endings
2.3%
5
Very Special: Kamala
Unlock all of Kamala's special scenes in one playthrough
2.4%
6
Click Me Baby One More Time!
Discover all hidden background animations
2.5%
7
Sister-zoned
Get Amy's friendship ending
2.6%
8
Very Special: Beatrice
Unlock all of Beatrice's special scenes in one playthrough
2.6%
9
The Dance of Three Souls
Get Kamala's special "jealousy" scene with Beatrice
2.6%
10
Very Special: Vel
Unlock all of Vel's special scenes in one playthrough
3.0%
11
Queen of Thorns
Get Beatrice's bad ending
4.1%
12
The Hammer Falls
Get Vel's bad ending
4.1%
13
Shadiyya
Get Kamala's friendship ending
4.3%
14
Friends In High Places
Get Beatrice's friendship ending
4.4%
15
Forgive Me...
Get Kamala's bad ending
4.4%
16
Got Your Back!
Get Vel's friendship ending
4.5%
17
Cheers! Part 2
Get the alternate version of Vel's birthday scene
4.7%
18
Relapse
Get Giselle's bad ending
4.8%
19
A Fool's Demise
Get Amy's bad ending
5.1%
20
Friendship Is Magic
Get Giselle's friendship ending
5.5%
21
Holy Cow!
Discover Bessy's secret
5.6%
22
The Creation of Waifus
The fertility god saw his harem, and said that it was good.
5.6%
23
Best Squire Ever
Get Hugh's bad ending
5.9%
24
Totally a Bad Ending
We lost the war. Well, that sucks...
6.8%
25
Philosopher Stone: Vel
Give Vel the rare item, Philosopher Stone
7.2%
26
Got Milk?
Milk Bessy 100 Times
8.0%
27
Philosopher Stone: Amy
Give Amy the rare item, Philosopher Stone
8.3%
28
Cheers!
Celebrate Vel's birthday
8.4%
29
Lady of the Lake Fish: Kamala
Give Kamala the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
8.4%
30
Lady of the Lake Fish: Giselle
Give Giselle the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
8.7%
31
Philosopher Stone: Kamala
Give Kamala the rare item, Philosopher Stone
8.7%
32
Firebird Feather: Kamala
Give Kamala the rare item, Firebird Feather
8.8%
33
Lady of the Lake Fish: Beatrice
Give Beatrice the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
8.9%
34
Firebird Feather: Vel
Give Vel the rare item, Firebird Feather
9.1%
35
Firebird Feather: Beatrice
Give Beatrice the rare item, Firebird Feather
9.2%
36
Philosopher Stone: Beatrice
Give Beatrice the rare item, Philosopher Stone
9.5%
37
Hugh Ambush!
Bros before hoes!
9.7%
38
Philosopher Stone: Giselle
Give Giselle the rare item, Philosopher Stone
10%
39
Make It Rain
Earn at least 15000 gold (net) in one playthrough from campaigning (normal mode)
10%
40
Noob!
Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough
10%
41
Firebird Feather: Amy
Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather
11%
42
Firebird Feather: Giselle
Give Giselle the rare item, Firebird Feather
11%
43
Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy
Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
12%
44
Lady of the Lake Fish: Vel
Give Vel the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
13%
45
Nice Boat
Get Kamala's romance ending
14%
46
Fertility Day Date: Vel
Take Vel on a Fertility Day date
14%
47
One Step Ahead
Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's third arc in one playthrough
15%
48
Fertility Day Date: Kamala
Take Kamala on a Fertility Day date
15%
49
Let's Ditch This Party!
Celebrate Beatrice's birthday
15%
50
Between Two Worlds
Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's fourth arc in one playthrough
15%
51
Fertility Day Date: Beatrice
Take Beatrice on a Fertility Day date
15%
52
Fertility Day Date: Giselle
Take Giselle on a Fertility Day date
15%
53
Love Bug
Get Vel's romance ending
15%
54
Medical History
Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's third arc in one playthrough
17%
55
Her Priceless Gift
Finish reading all scenes of Vel's fourth arc in one playthrough
17%
56
The Best Medicine
Get Giselle's romance ending
17%
57
In This Lonely Place We Call Home
Finish reading all scenes of Vel's third arc in one playthrough
17%
58
Ocarina: Kamala
Give Kamala the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
17%
59
A Kingdom Divided
Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's fourth arc in one playthrough
18%
60
Beneath the Armor
Finish reading all scenes of Vel's second arc in one playthrough
18%
61
Ocarina: Giselle
Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
18%
62
Ocarina: Vel
Give Vel the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
18%
63
Ocarina: Beatrice
Give Beatrice the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
19%
64
Convalesence
Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's fourth arc in one playthrough
19%
65
Royal Treatment
Get Beatrice's romance ending
19%
66
A Diplomat Like Me!
Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's second arc in one playthrough
20%
67
Tarot Reading
Trigger all of Serena's Special Scenes
22%
68
Fertility Day Date: Amy
Take Amy on a Fertility Day date
22%
69
Turbulent Times
Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's third arc in one playthrough
23%
70
But At What Cost?
Obtain the rare item: Philosopher's Stone
23%
71
Lady of the Lake: Kamala
Choose Kamala for Lady of the Lake
24%
72
Lady of the Lake: Vel
Choose Vel for Lady of the Lake
24%
73
Lady of the Lake: Giselle
Choose Giselle for Lady of the Lake
24%
74
Naughty Squire
Tsk, tsk! You made someone jealous...
25%
75
I Loot the Air!
You looted... absolutely nothing!
25%
76
Ocarina: Amy
Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
25%
77
Lady of the Lake: Beatrice
Choose Beatrice for Lady of the Lake
25%
78
A Farm To Come Home To
Finish reading all scenes of Amy's fourth arc in one playthrough
25%
79
Rehabilitation
Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's second arc in one playthrough
26%
80
Moist!
Let the lustpocalypse, begin!
26%
81
The Bane of Bandits!
Meet Varetear
26%
82
Blooming Romance
Get Amy's romance ending
27%
83
Resurrection Not Included
Obtain the rare item: Firebird Feather
29%
84
A Mysterious Bottle
Finish reading all scenes of Amy's third arc in one playthrough
30%
85
Board Games and Birthdays
Celebrate Giselle's birthday
30%
86
Speed Dating
Beat the game in three months. Whoa! That speed!
30%
87
The TRUE Final boss
Find out Boss's real name
31%
88
Jumpin' Lady of the Lake Fish!
Obtain the rare item: Lady of the Lake Fish
31%
89
Open The Gates!
Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's second arc in one playthrough
33%
90
Letters from Home
Celebrate Kamala's birthday
35%
91
Godly Hands
Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode)
37%
92
Here Comes the Money!
Spend a total of 2000 gold at Serena's Shop in one playthrough
37%
93
A Princess And Her People
Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's first arc in one playthrough
38%
94
Lady of the Lake: Amy
Choose Amy for Lady of the Lake
38%
95
Godly Heals
Heal Hugh for 60 HP in 1 turn (normal mode)
38%
96
Godly Damage
Deal 200 damage to one monster in one attack (normal mode)
40%
97
Ocarina of Love
Hey, listen! You've obtained the Ocarina of Love!
40%
98
Boss Rush
Finish the whole campaign in normal mode
40%
99
Caerulian Nights
Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's first arc in one playthrough
41%
100
I am an intellectual — a freethinker!
Maximize your intelligence (normal mode)
42%
101
Squirely gains, bro!
Maximize your strength (normal mode)
42%
102
A New Challenger Appears!
Finish reading all scenes of Vel's first arc in one playthrough
42%
103
My Little Sister Can't be this Nosy!
Finish reading all scenes of Amy's second arc in one playthrough
43%
104
Clinical Research
Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's first arc in one playthrough
43%
105
Smooth Criminal
Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode
43%
106
For Caerulia!
We won! Take that, Gegners!
43%
107
I'm sexy and I know it!
Maximize your charisma (normal mode)
43%
108
Was that really necessary?
Use Cheer on just one monster. Talk about overkill.
46%
109
Barrier Break
Use loot to remove an enemy barrier
47%
110
Meeting by Moonlight
Celebrate Amy's birthday
50%
111
Big Bad Bork
Defeat the Vagabork in campaign normal mode
52%
112
All Your Loot Belong to Us!
Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Loot
53%
113
Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal
Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Heal
55%
114
Weird Flex, but Okay!
Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Taunt
56%
115
Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!
Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Cheer
56%
116
A+ Squire!
Perform well during one Hugh's monthly checks
59%
117
Caerulian Pie
Finish reading all scenes of Amy's first arc in one playthrough
60%
118
Git Gud!
Lose a campaign
60%
119
NICE!
Killed 69 monsters in one playthrough... Nice!
64%
120
Sweet Sweet Vengeance
Defeat the Masterinq in campaign normal mode
67%
121
The Big Boss
You met Boss. Cheers!
72%
122
Best Support Ever
Heal Hugh when he's at max HP.
74%
123
Magic Potion 69
You met Serena. Magical!
75%
124
Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!
You met Pamu. Moist!
76%
125
Sharing is Caring
You gave someone a gift! Sweet! Now just a hundred more to go.
80%
126
Time to Grind!
Start your first campaign
84%
127
The Princess of Alkos
You met Kamala! Her gems are bountiful!
84%
128
Hello, Nurse!
You met Giselle! Check-up time!
84%
129
Get Back to Work!
You met Beatrice! Now get back to work, peasant!
87%
130
Gobshite!
You met Vel! Don't call her a shrimp!
87%
131
Amy Ambush!
You met Amy! Hardest achievement to get!
94%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.