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SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Voyeur
3.6%
of players
- Achievements
- 29
- Rarest
- 3.6%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 4
- Average completion
- 20%
1
Voyeur
Watched all of Teddy's ADs
3.6%
2
Gushing through
Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird
3.9%
3
Subscription Expired
I have no life
4.3%
4
The Gulf War
Operation Desert Shield
4.8%
5
Influencer
I will smash that subscribe button on your channel
5.9%
6
Gamemaker
Meet the maker
6.6%
7
Midsummer
Gone too deep
6.9%
8
Cold Cases
Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases
7.0%
9
My name is Teddy
Found all of Teddy's recordings
7.1%
10
One more game...
Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird
7.4%
11
Slyfly
If you Jab hard enough you might find it
7.7%
12
Potty name
Who gave you that name? Your parents?
8.1%
13
Teddyception
You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?
8.7%
14
Passive Player
Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part
10%
15
Out Of This Together
Best friends forever
11%
16
Good at this
Score 300 points in FlapeeBird
12%
17
Buck buck buck
You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk
13%
18
Bye Teddy...
Let him go. Let him go
13%
19
No cheating!
You cheated... shame on you
14%
20
Suck at this
Die 50 times in FlapeeBird
18%
21
In This Together
Best friends no more
20%
22
Get that checked
Your health survey came back.. it's not good
25%
23
Nonexistence
Better me than you
26%
24
Viral Video Game
Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends
32%
25
You're better than him
You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird
44%
26
Number one, again
Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again
55%
27
Obsessed
Watched all of the IRIS ADs
62%
28
Number one
Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird
69%
29
Best. Game. Ever.
Downloaded the hottest game in town
83%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.