Goat Simulator
Is Goat Simulator worth it?
Yes — strong reviews and great value for the hours.
The average Coilr player has put 5h into Goat Simulator — at $9.99, that's about $2.00 per hour. Steam reviews are very positive.
$2.00/hr5h avg91% positive
Automated estimate from Coilr-tracked playtime and Steam reviews (Coilr doesn't verify individual reviews) — not a paid placement. How this is calculated
Players now
82
24h peak
106
Peak (tracked)
134
Coilr players
19
Player count
Steam reviews
Very PositivePositive
91%
Total reviews
70,111
Pos / Neg
63,744 / 6,367
% positive by month
Player score
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Value
What players actually get for the price, based on real tracked playtime.
Cost per hour
$2.16
at $9.99
Avg playtime
5 h
across 19 players
Total tracked
88 h
How long to beat
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Main Story
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Main + Extras
—
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Completionist
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Player retention
DormantHow many tracked owners still play — something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Active (2 weeks)
0%
0 of 19 owners
Played last 7 days
0
Hours trend (2wk)
▲ Rising
Last time owners played
Last 7 days · 08–30 days · 031–90 days · 090+ days · 19
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
🇺🇸US
25%
🇪🇸ES
17%
🇺🇦UA
8%
🇯🇵JP
8%
🇫🇷FR
8%
🇩🇪DE
8%
🇨🇽CX
8%
🇧🇬BG
8%
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when Goat Simulator is busiest each day (UTC) — a rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Europe & Africa (~27%).
Europe & Africa
27%
Asia-Pacific
24%
Russia & CIS
24%
Americas
24%
Players online by hour (UTC) · peak 16:00 UTC
00h06h12h18h23h
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Frequently asked about Goat Simulator
How many people play Goat Simulator?
As of July 2026, about 82 people are playing Goat Simulator on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 106 concurrent players.
Is Goat Simulator worth it?
Yes — strong reviews and great value for the hours. The average Coilr player has put 5h into Goat Simulator — at $9.99, that's about $2.00 per hour. Steam reviews are very positive.
How much does Goat Simulator cost?
Goat Simulator costs $9.99 on Steam (USD). The average Coilr player has put 5 hours in — about $2.00 per hour.
How many hours does it take to play Goat Simulator?
Across 19 tracked owners on Coilr, the average playtime in Goat Simulator is about 5 hours.