How many achievements does Goat Simulator have?

Goat Simulator has 127 Steam achievements.

What is the rarest achievement in Goat Simulator?

The rarest Goat Simulator achievement is “Be not afreight”, unlocked by 1.4% of players on Steam.

Goat Simulator/Achievements

Goat Simulator achievements by rarity

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first

Achievements

127

Rarest

1.4%

Ultra rare (<5%)

Avg. completion

9.0%

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

1.4%

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

1.4%

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

1.4%

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

1.4%

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

1.4%

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

1.5%

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

1.5%

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

1.5%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

1.6%

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

1.6%

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

1.6%

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

1.6%

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

1.6%

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

1.6%

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

1.6%

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

1.6%

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

1.6%

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

1.6%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

1.7%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

1.7%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

1.7%

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

1.7%

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

1.7%

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

1.7%

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

1.7%

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

1.8%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

1.8%

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

1.8%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

1.8%

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

1.8%

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

1.8%

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

1.8%

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

1.8%

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

1.8%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

1.9%

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

1.9%

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

1.9%

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

1.9%

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

1.9%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

2.0%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

2.0%

BFF

Lick a friend

2.1%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

2.1%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

2.2%

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

2.2%

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

2.2%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

2.3%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

2.3%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

2.4%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

2.4%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

2.5%

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

2.6%

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

2.6%

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

2.7%

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

2.7%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

2.8%

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

2.9%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

2.9%

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

2.9%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

3.0%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

3.0%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

3.2%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

3.2%

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

3.2%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

3.3%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

3.3%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

3.5%

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

3.5%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

3.8%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

3.9%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

3.9%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

4.0%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

4.1%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

4.1%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

4.3%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

4.3%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

4.4%

I am Bread

Are you bread?

4.4%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

4.5%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

4.7%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

4.8%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

4.8%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

4.8%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

4.9%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

5.1%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

5.1%

Don't Panic

srsly

5.4%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

5.5%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

5.5%

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

5.7%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

6.9%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

7.0%

Jörgen

Jörgen.

7.1%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

7.6%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

7.9%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

8.0%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

8.4%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

8.9%

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

10%

100

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

11%

101

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

11%

102

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

12%

103

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

13%

104

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

16%

105

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

16%

106

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

16%

107

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

17%

108

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

18%

109

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

19%

110

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

20%

111

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

22%

112

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

25%

113

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

26%

114

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

29%

115

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

29%

116

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

32%

117

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

34%

118

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

35%

119

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

36%

120

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

40%

121

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

47%

122

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

48%

123

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

49%

124

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

50%

125

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

51%

126

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

52%

127

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

55%

Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Goat Simulator, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Goat Simulator.

Goat Simulator/Achievements

Goat Simulator achievements by rarity

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first

Achievements

127

Rarest

1.4%

Ultra rare (<5%)

Avg. completion

9.0%

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

1.4%

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

1.4%

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

1.4%

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

1.4%

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

1.4%

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

1.5%

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

1.5%

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

1.5%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

1.6%

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

1.6%

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

1.6%

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

1.6%

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

1.6%

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

1.6%

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

1.6%

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

1.6%

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

1.6%

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

1.6%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

1.7%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

1.7%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

1.7%

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

1.7%

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

1.7%

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

1.7%

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

1.7%

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

1.8%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

1.8%

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

1.8%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

1.8%

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

1.8%

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

1.8%

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

1.8%

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

1.8%

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

1.8%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

1.9%

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

1.9%

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

1.9%

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

1.9%

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

1.9%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

2.0%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

2.0%

BFF

Lick a friend

2.1%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

2.1%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

2.2%

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

2.2%

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

2.2%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

2.3%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

2.3%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

2.4%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

2.4%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

2.5%

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

2.6%

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

2.6%

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

2.7%

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

2.7%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

2.8%

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

2.9%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

2.9%

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

2.9%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

3.0%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

3.0%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

3.2%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

3.2%

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

3.2%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

3.3%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

3.3%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

3.5%

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

3.5%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

3.8%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

3.9%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

3.9%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

4.0%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

4.1%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

4.1%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

4.3%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

4.3%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

4.4%

I am Bread

Are you bread?

4.4%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

4.5%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

4.7%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

4.8%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

4.8%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

4.8%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

4.9%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

5.1%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

5.1%

Don't Panic

srsly

5.4%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

5.5%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

5.5%

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

5.7%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

6.9%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

7.0%

Jörgen

Jörgen.

7.1%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

7.6%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

7.9%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

8.0%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

8.4%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

8.9%

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

10%

100

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

11%

101

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

11%

102

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

12%

103

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

13%

104

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

16%

105

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

16%

106

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

16%

107

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

17%

108

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

18%

109

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

19%

110

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

20%

111

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

22%

112

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

25%

113

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

26%

114

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

29%

115

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

29%

116

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

32%

117

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

34%

118

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

35%

119

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

36%

120

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

40%

121

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

47%

122

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

48%

123

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

49%

124

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

50%

125

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

51%

126

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

52%

127

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

55%

Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Goat Simulator, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Goat Simulator.