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Goat Simulator achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Goat Simulator, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Be not afreight
1.4%
of players
- Achievements
- 127
- Rarest
- 1.4%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 84
- Average completion
- 9.0%
1
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.4%
2
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.4%
3
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.4%
4
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.4%
5
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.4%
6
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.5%
7
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.5%
8
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.5%
9
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
10
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.6%
11
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.6%
12
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.6%
13
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.6%
14
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.6%
15
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.6%
16
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.6%
17
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.6%
18
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.6%
19
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.7%
20
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.7%
21
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.7%
22
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.7%
23
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.7%
24
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.7%
25
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.7%
26
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.8%
27
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.8%
28
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.8%
29
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.8%
30
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.8%
31
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.8%
32
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.8%
33
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%
34
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.8%
35
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
36
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
37
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.9%
38
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%
39
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.9%
40
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
2.0%
41
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2.0%
42
BFF
Lick a friend
2.1%
43
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.1%
44
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
45
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.2%
46
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.2%
47
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.3%
48
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.3%
49
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4%
50
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4%
51
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%
52
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.6%
53
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.6%
54
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.7%
55
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.7%
56
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8%
57
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.9%
58
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
59
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.9%
60
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
3.0%
61
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
3.0%
62
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.1%
63
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2%
64
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
3.2%
65
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.3%
66
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
67
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.5%
68
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5%
69
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.8%
70
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9%
71
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
3.9%
72
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0%
73
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
4.1%
74
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.1%
75
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.3%
76
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.3%
77
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.4%
78
I am Bread
Are you bread?
4.4%
79
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5%
80
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.7%
81
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.7%
82
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
4.8%
83
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.8%
84
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
4.9%
85
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.1%
86
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.1%
87
Don't Panic
srsly
5.4%
88
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.5%
89
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.5%
90
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.7%
91
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
6.9%
92
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
7.0%
93
Jörgen
Jörgen.
7.1%
94
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
7.6%
95
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
7.9%
96
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
7.9%
97
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.4%
98
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
8.8%
99
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
10%
100
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11%
101
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
11%
102
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
12%
103
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13%
104
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
16%
105
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
16%
106
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
16%
107
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
16%
108
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
18%
109
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
18%
110
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
20%
111
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
22%
112
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
25%
113
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
26%
114
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
28%
115
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
29%
116
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
31%
117
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
34%
118
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
35%
119
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
36%
120
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
40%
121
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
47%
122
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
48%
123
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
49%
124
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
50%
125
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
51%
126
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
52%
127
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
54%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Goat Simulator, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.