Every achievement in Magicka, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Khan't we all just get along?
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.
0.8%

The postwizard
Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.
0.8%

Ultra-Violence
Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.
0.8%

Street smart
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.
0.8%

City tour guide
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.
0.8%

I don't believe in Trolls
Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive
0.8%

The others were dwarfed by you
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.
0.8%

Just a breeze of blue cheese
Finish the chapter without any player dying.
0.9%

Hey, mach-arena!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.
0.9%

Not what they signed up for
Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.
0.9%

Tenderized!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
0.9%

Being the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.
0.9%

Seven day cruise
Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
1.0%

Banisher of horrors
Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
1.0%

Driven mad
Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
1.0%

I don't believe in Orcs
Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
1.0%

Enduring the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.
1.0%

Don't mach such a mess
Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.
1.0%

That was a fairy fight
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.
1.0%

The clone wars
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.
1.0%

Nothing but a man, who can never fail
Win 20 versus matches in a row
1.1%

Handling the frustration
Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
1.1%

Hurt me plenty
Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
1.1%

Wiped Out
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.
1.1%

Breezed through
Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
1.2%

Friendship is Magicka
Find all the elven horses
1.2%

Stuff of legends
Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
1.6%

Good Company
Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
1.6%

Is that the wurst you can do?
Defeat the Wurstmacher.
1.6%

Sherlock Holmes
Find all secret areas in the game.
1.7%

Too fancy for fireballs?
Complete one level using only magicks.
1.7%

Interred with the Vampire
Finish The Other Side of the Coin
1.7%

King's Quest
Find all the moose.
2.1%

Lead farmer
Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
2.2%

Mission improbable
Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
2.3%

Swedish Summer Achievement
Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
2.3%

Amarth Faeg!
Defeat the third Guardian
2.3%

Fhtagn once more!
Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
2.4%

A Bridge too Near
Defeat the second Guardian
2.5%

The Crusader Breakings
Defeat the first Guardian
2.7%

I put on my robe and wizard hat
Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
2.9%

I call it a Hawking Hole
Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
3.0%

Let Me In
Enter the house of Elwenhús
3.8%

From whence you came...
Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
4.5%

It's raining (beast)men
Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
4.8%

No Power = No Responsibility
Defeat Parker.
4.9%

We are the champions
Survive all waves of a challenge.
5.6%

Better you than me
Be invisible while one other player dies.
5.8%

Bad Taste
Overkill 1000 enemies.
6.2%

Ice Age
It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
7.8%

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!
Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
9.9%

The perfect storm
All players survived a thunderstorm.
11%

Deep Impact
Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
13%

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy
Defeat Assatur.
14%

Dragon "Slayer"
Defeat Fafnir.
15%

101st Airborne
Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
16%

There can be only one
Kill MacLeod.
17%

Don't fear the reaper
Defeat Death.
19%

This is Magicka!
Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
20%

Play it again, Vlad
Defeat Vlad.
20%

OMG! They killed Yellow!
Die with yellow robes.
20%

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!
Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
21%

Blue… No Yelloooow!
Have a hard time settling on a color.
22%

More like the Aristocats
Defeat the Aristocrats.
22%

88mph
Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
27%

Finders keepers
Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
28%

KHAAAAAAAAN!
Defeat Khan
32%

Never cross the beams
Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
33%

One in a million?
Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
36%

Saved by the king
Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
39%

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong
Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
42%

Wingardium Leviosa
Push someone off a cliff.
43%

There is no goat level
Defeat Jotunn.
47%

First Blood
Kill one enemy using the M60.
51%

It's over nine thousand!!!!
Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
56%

Solid Snake
Defeat Jormungandr.
59%

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!
Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
59%

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"
Die from falling damage.
64%

RPG much?
Complete all side quests in the game.
67%

The Enchanter
Imbue your weapon with a spell.
67%

Vanilla Ice
Create a spell containing only Ice.
69%

Houdini
Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
72%

Let off some steam
Create a spell containing Steam.
74%

No more trolling
Defeat Ygg.
74%

An eye for an eye
Defeat Behold, the watcher
78%

Cooking by the book
Cast a Magick successfully.
82%

Basic Element
Use all basic elements at least once.
83%

State Alchemist
Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
84%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Magicka, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.