Every achievement in Disco Elysium - The Final Cut, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land
Gather 11 honour points
0.6%

Gluten-Free Topping PieHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.6%

Now For A Difficult Provenance
Restore all of the hidden photos
0.6%

The Icebreaker
You can still move your face with your fingers.
0.7%

What body?
Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
0.7%

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*
You know which one
0.7%

Spectres of Hope
Glimpse it while you can
0.7%

Old Flame
Surely, it can be killed with fire
0.7%

Looks Like Progress
Spinning its wheels
0.7%

Priceless Facade
Money-smooth streets of gentrification
0.7%

Medal dispenser
Here, just have one, they're free.
0.8%

Cause a Shitstorm
You brought this on yourself
0.8%

True Detective
Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
0.9%

Modus: Mullen
It's black-and-white out there
1.2%

PalerunnerHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.3%

Networthy Individual
Every day you're husslin'...
1.4%

Leopard Mindset
*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
1.5%

Committee of la Responsabilité
Someone should do something about this.
1.6%

Real MusorHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.7%

Avowed Inframaterialist
Don't call it a book club.
1.8%

Baddest Brow in Town
Force Kim to reveal his secrets
2.2%

Massive Torque Dork
Yack about machines 4 times
2.3%

Wheel of Pleasure and Light
Reconstruct a vision from the past
2.5%

Baddest Of the Bad Cops
Hit an all time low with Kim
2.6%

Recruit Detective Kuuno de RuyterHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.8%

Venture into the HARDCORE
Godspeed
2.8%

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer
See beyond the veil 6 times
3.1%

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal
Warn them of the coming end 8 times
4.3%

Bother Kim After Hours
He probably won't mind
4.4%

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel
Suit up. Head to toe.
5.3%

The Lawbringer
Say you're the law 7 times
5.9%

Hardie's Heroes
Pour one out for social democracy
7.8%

Unbelievably Boring F**k
Say 7 incredibly boring things
9.9%

Enemy Of The Physical Realm
Bang up 5 inanimate objects
11%

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back
They do nothing
12%

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"
Say 10 "traditionalist" things
12%

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth
Apologize 10 (!!!) times
16%

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit
Get your pinball on
17%

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood
Preach free market for 9 times
18%

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi
Precinct 57's finest
19%

Hyperstellar Law Official
Say 7 deranged superstar lines
19%

Il Coppo Del'Arte!
Say 5 Art Cop lines
21%

The World's Most Laughable Centrist
Defend the political centre 7 times
24%

Biggest Communism Builder
Employ critical theory 9 times
27%

Goodest Of The Good Cops
Really get Kim to trust you
33%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Disco Elysium - The Final Cut, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.