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The Escapists 2 achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in The Escapists 2, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Online Enforcer
0.7%
of players
- Achievements
- 58
- Rarest
- 0.7%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 37
- Average completion
- 13%
1
Online Enforcer
Win 10 Online Versus Games.
0.7%
2
Coffin Dodger
Complete the ‘What it does in the shadows…’ quest.
0.7%
3
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Exhibits
Complete the ‘It Belongs In A Museum’ quest.
0.7%
4
To Antiquity And Beyond
Complete the ‘Eternally Grateful’ Quest.
0.7%
5
Crook Of All Trades
Complete the quota once for each of the jobs over multiple prisons/sessions.
0.8%
6
I Am Your Father...
Fight another player in the U.S.S Anomaly, when you are both armed with energy swords.
0.8%
7
Soap On A Rope
Spend 3 days total time in the showers over multiple prisons/sessions.
0.8%
8
The Naked Chef
Complete a quota of the Kitchen job whilst being naked.
0.8%
9
Almost Haunted
Complete the ‘Bump in the night’ quest.
0.8%
10
Clowning Around
Complete the ‘No Laughing Matter’ quest.
0.8%
11
Stage Fright
Avoid going to the Show Time routine for 3 days in a row.
0.8%
12
Royal Flush
Use the Royal throne.
0.9%
13
Good Intentions
Go 3 consecutive days without raising your Guard Heat above 0 in a single session.
1.0%
14
It’s An Illusion, Not A Trick
Complete the ‘Smoke and Mirrors’ Quest.
1.0%
15
‘Tis But A Scratch
Complete the unique single player escape.
1.0%
16
A Grave Affair
Complete the unique single player escape.
1.1%
17
It’s A Long Shot
Complete the unique single player escape.
1.2%
18
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Spend 3 days total time in solitary over multiple prisons/sessions.
1.3%
19
Keep It Clean!
Tag 200 places throughout any prison.
1.4%
20
Call Of Snooty
Escape H.M.P. Offshore on Snooty the Dolphin.
1.5%
21
I'm The Daddy
Knock out every inmate at least once in a single prison.
1.6%
22
The Cake Is A Lie?
Attack a guard with a cake.
1.6%
23
Bad Intentions
Knock out 100 inmates.
1.8%
24
Siege The Day
Complete the unique multiplayer escape.
1.8%
25
Monster Mash
Complete the unique multiplayer escape.
1.9%
26
Wind Up Merchant
Complete the unique multiplayer escape.
2.0%
27
Man's Best Friend
Gain a high enough opinion from a dog.
2.3%
28
I ain’t afraid of no Ghost
Witness the ghost perform an otherworldly feat…
2.3%
29
Oh What A Knight!
Escape Dungeons and Duct Tape by any means.
2.3%
30
Scared Stiff
Escape Wicked Ward by any means.
2.4%
31
Are You Not Entertained?!
Escape Big Top Breakout by any means.
2.5%
32
The Great Escape
Escape all Classic prisons.
2.6%
33
I've Got A Cunning Plan
Perform 7 unique escapes across the Classic prisons.
2.6%
34
Pour Us A Brew Will Yer, Love?
Make a cup of tea and gift it to another inmate or guard.
2.7%
35
Tell Me What's Your Favour
Complete 100 favours.
3.3%
36
Artisan
Craft 50 unique items.
3.8%
37
One Pixellated Step...
Escape the U.S.S Anomaly prison.
4.8%
38
I want to Believe
Escape the Area 17 prison.
5.9%
39
Chilled Out
Escape the Fort Tundra prison.
6.3%
40
Naked Lunch
Attend dinner whilst being naked.
6.6%
41
The Mobile Escapist
Escape from all 3 of the base game transport prisons
7.6%
42
Drying Out
Escape the H.M.P Offshore prison.
8.3%
43
Music Maestro
Play on the instruments for 1 hour of in-game time.
8.9%
44
Riot Act
Play a Versus Game Online.
8.9%
45
Bad Intentions Part 2
Knock out 50 guards.
9.8%
46
A Camp Departure
Escape the K.A.P.O.W Camp prison.
15%
47
Statistician
Max out all 3 character statistics.
22%
48
Escaping Is My Forte
Escape the Rattlesnake Springs prison.
26%
49
Criminal Mastermind
Max out the Intellect statistic.
26%
50
The Olympian
Max out the Fitness statistic.
44%
51
Ripped on the Inside
Max out the Strength statistic.
44%
52
To Me, To You
Enter a multiplayer only area.
46%
53
Holiday Blues
Escape the Centre Perks 2.0 prison.
53%
54
All Mod Cons
Use a customised character in-game.
60%
55
Open Prison
Play a Classic Game Online.
67%
56
Man's Worst Friend
Get mauled by a guard dog.
69%
57
Artful Dodger
Craft an item.
71%
58
Dr. Love
Get whisked away by a hunky medic.
87%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own The Escapists 2, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.